You enter the shop and look around. There doesn't seem to be anybody in.

Just as you turn around to leave; You hear a shrill old voice speak:

"So ye be looking for the help page on discussions eh?"

You turn and see an old man with a crooked nose and yellow teeth standing behind the counter. His livid white eye stares at you as the overwhelming stench of *something* fills your nostrils. You tried to speak, but your voice doesn't seem to be working. The old man is rubbing his hands in anticipation for your reply.

You nod slowly.
You turn around and run the hell out of the creepy shop.

protip: look at where the link leads to. Read the address. There is no shame in running.

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